Today, I have decided to research the Best Hemroid Treatment. 
 Why?
 Well, a few months ago as I was playing golf, I noticed that my friend John was walking oddly.  I said to him, “John, why are you walking so funny, all bow-legged like that?”
 ”I am embarrassed to tell you,” he responded.
 Worried for my friend, I said, [...]

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